Jem in Real Life

Synergy brought me to this particular page in my Human Development textbook. As you can see, the beautiful sparklyness and the wonderfully colored clothing brings everyone's thoughts to JEM. Jem can be found everywhere! The show teaches lessons that can be applied to each and everybody's lives. I will now go over three things that you should do to follow the teachings of this show.

Colorful makeup!

Example of purple-headed
boyfriend.

1. Color is everything. Throw out all of your clothing that is a normal color, and buy all new clothes with bright colors. Dye your hair a neon color. Only date men with hair that is abnormal (purple, of course, being the best choice). Apply bright eyeshadow not only on your eyelids, but all over the rest of your face.
2. Have a strong personality. Whether you are a Hologram or a Misfit, you always have an option. If you are a Hologram, then be happy every single minute of every single day. Don't stop smiling. Stay positive, and keep your voice high like a Barbie. If you are a Misfit, then be a horrible witch with a b with everything that you do. Treat your parents like dirt. Treat your boss like dirt. Treat your friends like dirt. Basically, treat everyone like dirt. If necessary, invoke violent behavior.

Burn down their house!

Hologram reaction!

Push people off couches - another
Misfit
reaction

3. Reactions. They are a great thing if you would like to get ahead in life. If you are a Hologram, then you have several options for a reaction to news. For good news, continue your happy behavior and smile. Maybe jump up and down. Perhaps laugh and have a group hug with your fellow Holograms. You could even have a mini make-out session with your hunky-hunky purple-headed boyfriend. For bad news, wait a few seconds before responding. Then widen your eyes, put your hands on your cheeks, and gasp! If you are a Misfit, there is really only one way that you should react: violently. Stomp your foot, growl, shake your fist in the air. Push people into pools, slap people across the face, and throw picture frames at people. If the option is available, commit several illegal acts. Steal a bulldozer and attempt to run someone over, kidnap your enemies and lock them in a warehouse, or just hire creepy men to burn down or set off a bomb in your enemies house with them inside.

You see!?!? Jem and the Holograms teaches valuable lessons! It's truly outrageous.